Saturday, June 9, 2007

Funniest Zombie Christopher Lines

Zombie Chris: So I signed on to IMDB to check The Sopranos board, and 95% of the users had a beach in their vag... So I called them a b*tch n*gga and broke out, glock glock.

Zombie Jackie Jr: Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs. Zombie Chris has more rhymes, then the Bibles got psalms.

Wrinkle as in that taint wrinkle your mother linked off that homeless guy?

"Is this about the Easter Baskets?" --Zombie Christopher
"WHAT?!?!?! NO! I dont even want to know what that is!"--Tony

Zombie Christopher: Hey Brendan stopping eating my plate of brains and find your own! Zombie Christopher: Hey Jackie Jr stop being so damn stupid! Zombie Christopher: Hey Ralph how the fu## did you put your body back together do you have supernatural powers ?!

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